The episode in Middletown, Ohio involving the arrest of an intoxicated woman in a cow suit threatens to take on a life of its own, with the potential to outlive even the legend of Mrs Oleary's cow of Chicago fame.
Mr. Biesbolfan's original blog query regarding the authenticity of the mug shot may have turned into a real barn burner of its own. Completely udder-estimating the moovment afoot (or "ahoof) by the Middleton P.D. to ban cow suits entirely, Mr. Biesbolfan has left all reason in the pasture and pursued wordplay in the extreme. His admonition to "Don't have a cow man!", and "we're mooving on", may have soured the entire bucket of milk.
So I ask you to be udderstanding while we try to heard the tail end of this post toward a cud-clusion, without guilt about the diversion from more serious matters. Hay! I just remembered, in my research I found the perfect gift for Cubs biesbol fans worldwide............
(IF THIS SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF AN INSIDE JOKE YOU ARE CORRECT. UNLESS YOU SUBSCRIBE TO must heart dogs AND READ ITS COMMENTS YOU WILL NOT HAVE A CLUE!)
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