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Sunday, January 3, 2010

I won, I won, I won

This little Bugatti Veyron is on order now that I am the confirmed winner of the Lotto NL! Wow, who would have thought that out of all the people on the internet that little 'ol me would be the big winner. I can hardly wait until Monday when the banks open to transfer some money to Lotto NL to cofirm that it is me and that I want the big prize. Read on, and remember that I am the Sir in "Sir / madam"..

Sir/madam,

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL Winners
International programs held on the 1st December 2009, Your e-mail address
attached to ticket #: 00903228100 with prize # 778009/UK drew ?1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2ndclass of the draws. you are to receive ?450,000, (Four hundred and fifty thousand Euros). Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your money (?450,000) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot
system. The promotion is sponsored and promoted Lotto NL.

We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next
draws; the jackpot winning is ?85million. Remember, all winning must be
claimed not later than 20 days. After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us.

Congratulations once again from all members of Lotto NL. Thank you for being
part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our
Paying Bank
( Atlantic Finance Rotterdam The Netherlands.)

Send them the following:
(i). Your names,
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.

Contact person: Mr.Van Clarkson.
Massainstraat 24b 1103 ML
Rotterdam, Netherlands

(I deleted the phone numbers and email addresses that were provided, and that I was urged to respond to with all rapidity.
The next sound you would hear after responding to this wonderful, winning news would be a giant sucking noise from all of your bank accounts being drained. I think that I will go ahead and send this on the FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center. They like this sort of stuff a lot! We spoke to them not long ago after Eric received a car loan offer funneled through a North Carolina address from a Russian Federation web site, along with legitimate offers from other companies. The FBI shut them down in a day and tracked them reopening as a new scam the following day.)

2 comments:

jes me said...

Man, I wish I'd entered!

Sandy said...

Hey! Can I take it for a spin around the block? I used to drive race cars, you know, so I'm a really safe driver. I'll only be gone a few days!!