I went crabbing in the Siuslaw River this morning with my neighbor Dan and only came back with seven keepers. Actually catching crab is only half of the point though, with the other half being enjoying the beauty of the dunes and river.The State of Oregon census taker was at the dock and duly recorded our catch, but the idiot behind us was caught with a native Coho Salmon, which will cost him at least $4oo, or more if it is not his first time. It is easy to distinguish between an illegal and legal Coho, thus the "idiot" title.
