More Dogs (for Matt)

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

(This was captured from a VivaSan Carlos forum post by our friend George.)

Mexico going to the Dogs

This is our friend George with his two rescue dogs. He has taken on the care of five more in the fishing village of La Manga, just north of San Carlos. La Manga is a squatters encampment of considerable size, with a fisherman's co-op and structures of all sorts. The local Rotary Club installed a windmill and large water tanks last year in the first Village (there are three), and individuals have been trying to identify and coordinate the care free animals lest they get totally out of control. They are now fed regularly and he has had all of them spayed or neutered, but having water for them has been a problem because any container her leaves gets appropriated for other uses.

Julie and I poured a small concrete basin yesterday to hold water for the dogs, thinking that a few hundred pounds of concrete would be a little harder to cart away. I brought the materials and George brought a shovel and an "experienced" pick. I do not believe that George has used a shovel very often in his life because this one was short handled, held on by one rusty nail. Well, I was already on my knees mixing the concrete on the ground when the handle separated and the rusty nail is presumably somewhere in the new 5 gallon water dish.

George is forgiven because after the labor he took to a restaurant in La Manga overlooking the bay for a coke and chips with salsa. By that time I was too tired to remember my camera, but I will go back next Saturday with the biesbol group and get some good photos.

Comida, ten minutes ago

Comida today.

Alisha's Time

Why would Alisha take this picture? She has always been a mystery.
Mexican Train game gone bonkers.
At La Palapa Griega.

Nacapuli Canyon

I won, I won, I won

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(I deleted the phone numbers and email addresses that were provided, and that I was urged to respond to with all rapidity.
The next sound you would hear after responding to this wonderful, winning news would be a giant sucking noise from all of your bank accounts being drained. I think that I will go ahead and send this on the FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center. They like this sort of stuff a lot! We spoke to them not long ago after Eric received a car loan offer funneled through a North Carolina address from a Russian Federation web site, along with legitimate offers from other companies. The FBI shut them down in a day and tracked them reopening as a new scam the following day.)

Strategy Session

With refreshments in hand, following another gruelling baseball game at the Paradiso soccer field, the Cerveza League players contemplate their next move. Play the Guaymas teams, or jump straight up to Hermosillo before taking on the Arizona teams?